{"id":680,"date":"2013-01-04T10:29:12","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T17:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/?p=680"},"modified":"2013-01-04T10:29:12","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T17:29:12","slug":"typical-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/?p=680","title":{"rendered":"typical conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Shelly:<\/strong>  good god. why are there still VGA ports on the newest IPS monitors????<\/p>\n<p><strong>me:<\/strong>  why do chickens have nipples ? some things are just best left unquestioned, shelly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shelly:<\/strong>  well yes, you do have a good point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shelly: good god. why are there still VGA ports on the newest IPS monitors???? me: why do chickens have nipples ? some things are just best left unquestioned, shelly. Shelly: well yes, you do have a good point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":681,"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions\/681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synaesthetic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}